<p>Hi, I&#8217;m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.</p>
<h2>I, Roommate</h2>
<p>What&#8217;s with you kids? Every other day it&#8217;s food, food, food. Alright, I&#8217;ll get you some stupid food. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There&#8217;s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Now Fry, it&#8217;s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Large bet on myself in round one. When the lights go out, it&#8217;s nobody&#8217;s business what goes on between two consenting adults.</p>
<ul>
<li>No, just a regular mistake.</li>
<li>This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Lesser of Two Evils</h3>
<p>Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. So, how &#8217;bout them Knicks? You&#8217;ve killed me! Oh, you&#8217;ve killed me! Meh. You, a bobsleder!? That I&#8217;d like to see! Too much work. Let&#8217;s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.</p>
<h4>When Aliens Attack</h4>
<p>I&#8217;ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Fry, you can&#8217;t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.</p>
<ol>
<li>Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I&#8217;m still single? It&#8217;s &#8217;cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!</li>
<li>You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!</li>
<li>I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.</li>
<li>Meh.</li>
</ol>
<h5>Bend Her</h5>
<p>Well, thanks to the Internet, I&#8217;m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Why did you bring us here?</p>